$PILL
WALL STREET, SOLANA.
STRATTON OAKMONT-INSPIRED SALES DEPARTMENT|SOLANA DIVISION / EST. 2026

A QUESTION FOR THE TRENCHES.

Sell meThis pill.

Everyone has spent months selling us the next big tech narrative.

Now try selling the market a meme.

PRODUCT: $PILLASSIGNMENT: SELL IT.
Green and white $PILL capsule in blister packaging
THE PRODUCT, AS SHIPPED.PL. I

A message from the trenches.

Tech meta has taken over the trenches.

Every few days, another wave of AI agents, launchpads, routing protocols and coins promising some revolutionary technology appears on our timelines.

Every third coin seems to have its own tek.

People spend their nights reading whitepapers, looking for the next narrative, and trying to figure out whether the technology behind their latest purchase even exists.

But John, remind me of something.

When did we forget that Solana is the home of memecoins?

Solana and Pump.fun helped turn memecoin trading into a massive part of internet culture.

We spent entire nights in the trenches buying cats, dogs, frogs and practically any picture that managed to bring a community together.

Nobody needed a twenty-page whitepaper to explain why a funny picture deserved attention.

And with the trenches now overflowing with technological narratives, I have one question for every KOL, runner and trader who has spent the last few months trying to sell us the next big tek.

The meme was always the product.

Broker holding out a green and white pill
PL. II — THE PITCH.
SALES TRAINING MATERIALEXERCISE NO. 001

REMEMBER THIS SCENE?

Sell me this pen.

In The Wolf of Wall Street, Jordan Belfort challenges people to sell him an ordinary pen.

The question became one of the film's most recognizable moments.

Now imagine asking the same question in the Solana trenches.

Except this time, we're replacing the pen.

John, sell me this pill.

ORIGINAL ASSIGNMENT:
Sell me this pen.
NEW ASSIGNMENT:
Sell me this pill.

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Organic
growth.

An entire industry of people trying to sell each other narratives.

Let's see what happens when the product is a pill and the sales department is the trenches.

ORGANIC X-ray meme with the $PILL capsule
FIG. 01 — ORGANIC.

EXERCISE NO. 002

How would you sell it?

PART I

The product.

One green and white pill.

PART II

The customer.

An entire market that has spent months chasing the next technological narrative.

PART III

The assignment.

Convince them that Solana still knows how to rally around a meme.

You have 30 seconds.
Sell me this pill.
You have one job. Sell the pill.

The challenge.

To every KOL, trench warrior and self-proclaimed master of the markets:

You've spent months analyzing charts, promoting assets and explaining why your latest discovery deserves everyone's attention.

Now I want to see you pitch something much simpler.

If you believe Solana is still the home of memecoins, show us how you would sell one.

You have an audience.

You have a meme.

You have a pill.

Sell me this pill.

$PILLSALES ASSIGNMENT #001
PRODUCT:
One pill.
TARGET MARKET:
The trenches.
YOUR JOB:
Sell the pill.